It's About Time
Outsourced website? Check. Post-processing? Check. Retouching? Check. Album design? Check. Proofing and print sales? Check.
There's only one piece of the puzzle missing.
I can't help it. When I see a need, I want to help people. That's why I'm annoucing this on my blog first. As a faithful blog reader, you get first crack.
Announcing My Picture Taker.com
Are you kidding me? You're still taking pictures at the weddings you book? Dude, you're a Professional Photographer-not some two-bit picture taker.
MyPictureTaker.com is your complete outsourced picture taking solution. Our expertly trained Indian, Ukrainian, and Oregonian picture takers will fly to your weddings, take pictures, and deliver the files directly to your post-processor.
If you were forced to meet your bride in person when booking, don't worry. We'll provide a picture taker that looks sorta like you. Your brides will never know the difference.
We know Av mode
Are you a JPEG shooter? Alexy is your man. PJ? Kelly used to work at a newspaper. Blown-out highlights? Just ask for Chris. No matter what your style, our team can deliver.
We even have one guy that shoots Nikon.
Imagine the freedom
Just think about it. No more Saturdays driving to weddings and taking pictures. Now you'll have the freedom to pursue your passions-things like photography, photoshop, art, and design.
Or, why not start holding workshops? That's right: get paid to hold a workshop and get paid to shoot a wedding ... on the same day!
Doesn't that sound nice?
Special Introductory Rate
As a blog reader, you can start using MyPictureTaker at a 10% discount.
Rates
Lifestyle: $100/hour
PJ: $125/hour
Add-ons
JPEG: $10
All prime lenses: $20
Rockstar haircut: $5
That's right. For $800, we'll shoot your $5,000 wedding gigs. These aren't 2nd shooters or associates. This is you. Just, without you being there.
Sign-up Today!
Fine print: MyPictureTaker.com reserves the right to outsource our outsourcing to another picture taking firm. Kelly used to deliver newspapers. This blog post is just a big joke ... or is it?!