Sep 20
Spare Change
Having a wife that rarely checks pockets before doing laundry has its pros and cons. The cons, naturally, are that your pens, chapstick, and iPod earbuds occasionally get put through the permanent press cycle.
The pros, on the other hand, are that getting dressed every morning is like playing the lottery. Today I found 6 crisp, clean, fragrant dollars in my Lucky jeans. That can mean only 1 thing - Juanita's tacos for lunch today ... and tomorrow.